The Kingjoy Chronicle

Sic Semper Kingjoy

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

(via asshats-anonymous)

cnuculator:

why do white people always eat food am i right

(via jasperbat)

teenageheartthrobjaymek:

malkiewicz:

there are times where im wiping my ass after i’ve shit and i smell a kind of smell thats not shit necessarily but like something more pungent, you know what i mean? and then i think to myself ‘omg ive smelled this smell before but it was during sex’. like when you put a girl into doggy style and you get like a hint of something smelly yanno? its a pungent smell. if i were to describe it more it would be like, you shit, wiped, but it still there but its not? does anyone know what im talking about? 

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I cannot say if I understand what you’re talking about. If I did, it would speak only from my heart.

throwbacksongs:

Kanye West ft. Rick Ross - Devil In A New Dress

(via newgodfro)

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sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

(via jasperbat)

paintedshapes:

| 2001: A Space Odyssey |

(via andreii-tarkovsky)

dorkly:

This Is What’s Been Going On in the Miiverse

Step 1: Open Miiverse

Step 2: INSANITY

(via fake-patois)

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

(via ruinedchildhood)

tothegallows:

Triumph des Willens (1935) Directed by. Leni Riefenstahl

tothegallows:

Triumph des Willens (1935) Directed by. Leni Riefenstahl

theofmoviestills:

Triumph of the Will | Leni Riefenstahl | 1935

theofmoviestills:

Triumph of the Will | Leni Riefenstahl | 1935

visually stunning movies pan’s labyrinth

(via andreii-tarkovsky)

Might start doing longform film reviews again.

(Source: poodlefuzz, via jthenr)